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Finding Ukrainian President Yanukovych’s Book
I finally managed to get my hands on Viktor Yanukovych’s bestselling book, Opportunity Ukraine. No one I know in Ukraine has ever laid his or her eyes on the volume, but I have it—my very own copy.
I’ll discuss the actual volume in subsequent blogs, but for the time being let me tell you how I found it.
It wasn’t easy. I scoured the bookstores of Kyiv and Lviv a few weeks ago, but to no avail. Silly me: why would an English-language book by its president be sold in Ukraine?
But surely it’d be available in Vienna, right? I mean, the publisher, Mandelbaum Verlag, is based in Vienna, and surely they’d have an interest in selling it there? Right?
Wrong.
I scoured the bookstores of Vienna, but with no luck. The city’s answer to Barnes & Noble, Morawa, didn’t even have the book in its computer system—which was a bad sign, of course, and led me to think I should just go straight to the source.
It turns out that Mandelbaum Verlag is located on the ground floor of an old building at Wipplingerstrasse 23, in the First District. I walked in and encountered two men sitting amid shelves and piles of books. The older one asks me, in German, if he could help me. I say that I’m looking for President Yanukovych’s book—that I’ve looked in all the bookstores of Vienna but wasn’t able to find it.
“Es ist vergriffen,” he says, “but I may still have a copy or two.”
“Sold out?” I respond. “You mean here in Austria?”
“Nein,” he says, “the books have been shipped to Ukraine.”
“Aha,” I say and ask him how much the book costs.
“Nineteen euros and ninety cents.”
I give him a twenty and he rummages in a box, where he finds five copies wrapped in plastic. He hands me one and returns ten cents. I thank him profusely and rush out, a broad smile on my face.
After all, I may be the only person outside the presidential administration to own a copy of the volume.
So what’s the book like?
Mandelbaum did their job well: the book at least looks professional. Too bad Yanukovych’s ghost writers didn’t bother with such niceties as citation, preferring plagiarism instead, but there’s at least one good thing to be said about the tome—that someone, perhaps Yanukovych himself, had the good sense to understand that an English-language volume by a Ukrainian president could be an effective way of telling the world about Ukraine. None of Ukraine’s three other presidents understood that, so Yanukovych deserves some credit for seeing the importance of reaching out.
Naturally, since his book is a Regionnaire operation, it’s not surprising they did a lousy job. Forget the plagiarism. The truly bizarre thing about the volume is that it’s intended for Western investors. Yanukovych and his minions really appear to have believed that your typical investor would actually make a far-reaching business decision involving millions or billions of dollars by reading a book. And one by a president no less.
Anyone with even a grade-school understanding of how investment decisions are made could have told the Regionnaires that investors mistrust broad smiles and vague assurances by smooth-talking honchos promising to take care of everything personally. What any investor wants and needs to know is simple: Can I make money? And is my investment safe from political and criminal predators? A president can turn blue in the face with claims that all will be well, but the bottom line for any investor is a country’s economic numbers and the quality of its legal system. After all, there are close to two hundred countries in the world. Why invest in some place whose president promises you’ll make money when you can invest in another place where other businesspeople are already making money? You’d have to be dumb—or a Regionnaire with criminal connections—to fall for that.
And it doesn’t help when the Regionnaire in question doesn’t have his facts straight. Yanukovych claims that “registering a business” takes 27 days in Ukraine, as compared to four in Singapore, 23 in Japan, and 15 in Germany (p. 247). According to the authoritative Doing Business ratings calculated by the World Bank and the International Finance Corporation, the only number Yanukovych got right was four for Singapore. In reality, “starting a business” takes five days in Hong Kong, 107 in Japan, 98 in Germany—and 112 in Ukraine.
Yanukovych’s book might have attracted some investor attention if it had been a hard-hitting, honest, and self-critical memoir—a Horatio Alger story of one Donbas hooligan’s rise to the presidency of a big country. That kind of book might even have found a big publisher in New York, and it’s not inconceivable that readers—and there would have been readers for that kind of book—would have come away thinking that this Yanukovych fella must be a straight-shootin’ kind of guy.
Naturally, such a book could work only if it were honest, and that pretty much rules it out for a Party of Regions author. Alas, if Yanukovych weren’t so vain and pompous—signs, perhaps, of a deep-seated inferiority complex?—he might actually look like a nice guy. Small wonder that, like the American comedian Rodney Dangerfield, he “don’t get no respect.”
Except few, all party members are with me: Mirza
KARACHI: Former Sindh home minister Dr Zulfiqar Mirza said on Tuesday that except few PPP members, all other leaders are with me while it will soon become public that party's chairman and co-chairman are also close to my stance, Geo News reported.
Zulfiqar Mirza met Mohajir Quami Movement chief Afaq Ahmed in the Sindh High Court premises where the latter was brought for appearing in his case hearing.
While talking to media, the former minister said that he had come to meet Afaq to show solidarity with him as he is innocent.
Mirza said that all the PPP workers except some of its leaders are favoring him.
“Soon PPP Chairman (Bilawal) and Co-chairman (President Zardari) would be standing beside me,” he said.
Replying to a question regarding Shah Mahmood Qureshi, Mirza said that Shah Sahib is a ‘great man’ and spiritual leader of millions of people.
When asked about Imran Khan, Mirza said that he can see Khan delivering ‘bouncers’ but he will be caught out at the boundary line while hitting a 'six'.
PML-N may resign from assemblies in 2 months: Khawaja Asif
ISLAMABAD: PML-N leader Khawaja Asif said Tuesday that his party members might tender their resignations from assemblies within two months.
Asif was speaking to Geo News outside the Supreme Court and said Parliament had become inactive. The PML-N leader added that Shah Mehmood Qureshi has now admitted that Parliament is inactive, which is something he had been saying for the last two years.
On Monday, Qureshi resigned from both his party and the National Assembly membership.
It's time for fresh mandate, says Qureshi
MULTAN: Former foreign minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi said it is time to seek fresh mandate from the masses and asked for an unbiased and independent election commission for polls, Geo News reported.
He was talking to media at Multan airport and said that he had resigned on January 30th and President Asif Zardari forced him to give immunity to Raymond Davis.
Qureshi noted that he would announce his future plan on November 27 in Ghotki.
'I quit the portfolio by myself,' he said.
The former minister demanded early polls saying it is time to seek fresh mandate from masses and asked for an independent election commission.
'The present setup lacks the ability to solve the issues faced by the country,' Qureshi said.
Belarus, the Land of No Applause
Friday, November 4, 2011
Justin Bieber slams ‘malicious’ paternity claim
LOS ANGELES: Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber vowed “vigorous” legal action Wednesday after a 20-year-old reportedly claimed he fathered her baby, saying the assertion is “malicious” and demonstrably false.
According to the tabloid Star magazine, Mariah Yeater says she and 17-year-old Bieber had gotten intimate backstage at one of his shows in Los Angeles, and that she gave birth to a baby boy three months ago.
The magazine, which splashed a picture of mother and baby on its front cover, said Yeater’s lawyers had filed a lawsuit on Monday.
“While we haven’t yet seen the lawsuit, it’s sad that someone would fabricate, malicious, defamatory and demonstrably false claims,” said a statement by Bieber’s publicist.
“We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations,” it added.
On Twitter, Beiber said: “so Im going to ignore the rumors…and focus on what is real. an opportunity to help by doing what i love. Judge me on the music! Love yall!”
He put out a flurry of tweets about his just-released charity Christmas recording “Under the Mistletoe” — “So Let’s Get this Album to number one and all make a change for the better” — but did not confirm or deny the paternity talk.
The Canadian-born heartthrob soared to stardom after videos of his performances were posted on YouTube, with his album “My World 2.0” hitting the top of the US charts in 2010.
His music video “Baby” is one of the most-watched clips ever posted on YouTube, with more than 640 million viewers.
Die-hard fan builds shrine to SRK
LUCKNOW: Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan has a legion of fans all over the world, but not many will be able to beat Vishal Singh’s obsession with the star.
The 38-year-old Indian businessman has plastered every square inch of his house with Khan’s pictures and spent his honeymoon waiting outside the actor’s house in Mumbai, hoping to catch a glimpse of his idol.
“I will do anything that will make Shah Rukh Khan happy,” Singh, who runs a homeopathic medicine business from Lucknow city, told Reuters.
Singh’s house is a shrine to Khan. There are cutouts of Khan on the ceiling, the television and even on cushions. Singh has even changed his name to Vishahrukh Khan.
“No one can be like Shah Rukh Khan, but I wanted my name to have his name. My children are named Simran and Aryan, which is his son’s name,” he said. Simran is the female lead in one of Khan’s biggest movies.
His family was initially less than impressed with his adoration of the star, Singh said.
“My parents were very worried about me, but now they know that my love for Shah Rukh will never end,” he added.
Khan has met his fan several times, including on Singh’s honeymoon, when Singh drove more than 1,300 km (810 miles) with his wife to Mumbai. Khan has not returned the favour as yet, even though he’s promised to visit Singh’s home.
“I’ve been wanting to open up a store of homeopathic medicines, but I won’t open it until Shah Rukh comes and cuts the ribbon,” he said.
Khan, 46, is one of India’s most revered stars, and his latest film, “Ra.One”, opened to packed houses during the Indian festival of Diwali last week. Singh will watch the movie for the fourth time in a week on Wednesday, which is Khan’s birthday.
“We’ll cut a cake, dance and watch the movie. We’ll celebrate our love for him,” he said.
SHARJAH: Former Pakistan captain Imran Khan on Thursday said he was pained to hear the news of Pakistan cricketers Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir being jailed for fixing parts of a Test match against England.
Pakistan former Test captain Butt, 27, received 30 months, fast bowler Asif, 28, received one year in jail and 19-year-old Amir was jailed for six months.
Butt and Asif were found guilty on Tuesday of deliberately bowling three no-balls during the Lord’s Test in August 2010 as part of a “spot-fixing” betting scam uncovered by Rupert Murdoch’s now-defunct News of the World.
Amir and players’s agent Mazhar Majeed, sent down for 32 months, had already pleaded guilty to involvement in the scam.
Khan said it was painful to listen to the news.
“It is painful to listen (to) the news as a former Pakistan cricketer and I feel really sorry for their families,” Khan, who was on a political meeting here, told AFP.
“In a way I also feel sorry for these cricketers because they are from Pakistan where there are massive corruption cases against president (Asif Zardari) and they must have thought crime pays,” said Khan, who now heads his political party — Tehrik-e-Insaaf (Movement for Justice).
Khan said the punishments are a wake-up call for Pakistan cricket.
“The verdict is a wake-up call for Pakistan cricket and from now on we should be ultra careful and, like we did in the past, should never allow the corruption to set in,” said Khan, who led Pakistan to their only World Cup win in 1992.
Khan criticised the previous cricket boards for sweeping the matter under the carpet.
“We should not hide behind the justification that it (fixing) happens in international cricket. It does happen, but Pakistan should set its house in order first and anyone involved should be punished,” said Khan.
Khan said he always felt sorry for Amir.
“I always felt sorry for Amir,” said Khan, himself a great fast bowler.
“He may have been influenced by the atmosphere around him, secondly he was the best young fast bowler and for the fact that he came out with a confession,” said Khan.
Another former captain Ramiz Raja said he has no sympathy for the players.
“I have no sympathy, I have always maintined that in a team when the rest of the guys are fighting to win a game and two or three are fighting against it, trying to sell their souls to the devil, they cannot be afforded any sympathy,” said Raja.
“They hurt Pakistan cricket, their fans and even though it may sound rough to some of the fans but justice has been done and they deserved the punishement they got.”
Raja said the verdict will serve Pakistan cricket well.
“Even though it’s a sad situation for their families, justice has been done. You need to rid such elements from the game and it’s good for Pakistan cricket.
“Cricket needs good ambassadors and passionate cricketers who can be good ambassadors, who can serve their country honourably and unfortunately these three were on a diffrerent track,” said Raja.
Former coach Waqar Younis, in charge of the team during the England tour when the case surfaced, termed it “ugly.”
“I was part of the team when the whole episode took place. It was an ugly side of cricket. I don’t know much about the criminal law in England but cricketers being sentenced to jail is sad for cricket and bad for Pakistan,” Waqar told AFP.
“Unfortunately it has happened now and I pray the whole episode should end and clear the Pakistan team to start afresh.”
Waqar said he could never think of the three players being involved.
“I could not even think of any of these guys being involved when the whole thing was taking place. If I knew then things could have been managed differently and the board could have got involved and unfortunately it ends this way and they have to suffer.”
Waqar hoped Pakistan do not lack in role models.
“It was a great loss for the team at that time, especially Amer. He was upcoming and very energetic with a big future. I hope there is no absence of role models. I only hope the whole episode will be taken as a positive thing by the younger cricketers.
“Pakistan cricket should be thankful in a way that the whole thing is now taken care of. We need to take this positively and move on from here and we have done well since it started and we can do better than this.
“I have no doubt that talent is there and things will improve.”
Amir’s mother accuses Salman Butt
CHANGA BANGIAL: Relatives wept and professed the innocence of their loved ones on Thursday as a London court jailed three Pakistani cricketers for fixing parts of a Test match against England.
“My son is innocent and he did the no ball at the asking of the captain,” said Nasim Akhtar, the mother of Mohammad Amir, tears rolling down her cheeks at her home in the village of Changa Bangial outside the Pakistani capital.
Amir, 19, is the youngest of the trio and will be detained for six months at the Young Offenders Institution.
Pakistan former Test captain Salman Butt, 27, received 30 months and fast bowler Mohammad Asif, 28, received one year in jail.
Amir’s mother, who lives in a simple two-roomed home, 73 kilometres east of Islamabad, said she feared she might die before he returns home.
“I spoke to him two days ago and he asked me to pray for his acquittal. I’m ill after this case, suffering from several diseases and I may not be here (when he gets out),” she added.
“My prayers are with my son and only Allah will do justice with us,” she said, watching the television in her living room, surrounded by female relatives,
Amir’s house is located on a narrow street. The village of Changa Bangial is surrounded by farmland, where workers were tilling the land with tractors.
“He should not have been sentenced after his confession. We were under the impression that he will be released after the imposition of a fine,” said Amir’s brother, 26-year-old Mohammad Ijaz.
In the eastern city of Lahore, where Butt was brought up in relative luxury compared to Amir, his sisters spoke to reporters to defend their brother and claimed he had been made a scapegoat for a wider conspiracy.
“The punishment is unfair, it is shocking. Our brother is innocent,” said Khadija, veiled and in her 30s, outside the family home.
“We talked to him this morning he was very upset and asked us to pray for him. His crime is that he was at the wrong place at the wrong time,” she added.
“The trio had been framed and made part of a wider controversy.”
KARACHI: Former players and family members of guilty Pakistan players on Thursday said the whole episode was sad and should serve as a harsh lesson for the sport’s administrators and future players.
Former Pakistan cricket captain Salman Butt, bowlers Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Aamer, and their corrupt agent, have all been jailed for their part in a fixing scandal which has rocked the international game to its core.
Former Pakistan captain Rashid Latif said the sentences were due.
“I think they deserved this punishment, they had it due. But now the Pakistan government and Pakistan cricket board should also take action against them and the matter should serve as a lesson,” Latif told AFP.
“These convictions will hopefully serve as a deterrent to others in future because cricket should not be allowed to be corrupted by anyone and that is very serious for all of us,” said Latif, known for blowing the whistle on another fixing scam in 1995.
Another former captain Intikhab Alam said it was a sad state of affairs.
“I would call it a black day for Pakistan cricket,” said Alam, also a former manager and coach. “I feel sad for these boys because I have spent so much time with them but what they have done they must pay for it.”
They have let their families and the whole nation and million of fans down, which is very shocking.”Former player and selector Salahuddin Ahmed said Pakistan government should also initiate action against the guilty players.
“I think they deserved this and Pakistan government should also take action because they have let the whole nation down. I think the greed of money prompted them to do this,” said Ahmed.
Former captain Moin Khan said the matter saddened the whole nation.
“It is a sad for us and for the whole country, and tragic day for Pakistan cricket but one hopes it will also result in a new beginning for Pakistan cricket, everyone feels for their families,” said Khan.
However, Butt’s father Zulfiqar said his son was wrongly implicated.
“I am convinced and will do my best to prove that my son has been implicated and made a scapegoat,” said Zulfiqar.